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Cats are evil

Cats are evil and (generally speaking) trying to take over the world. If they were any bigger then they would try and kill you and eat you. Stealing all your food and free will is a poor second in their eyes, and they're constantly on the lookout for ways to redress the balance.

Most cats are stupid, cruel meglomanics. The really dangerous ones are cruel megalomaniacs. Nice cats tend to be dogs in cat-disguises trying to get in on that cat food action.

Never, ever, ever, trust a cat.

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